tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147771308881724032024-03-13T14:41:39.320-07:00Ber-Anekaisinya ber-macam-macam mungkin ada yang anda sukateguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.comBlogger68125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-13730994421190662872012-02-29T22:56:00.005-08:002012-02-29T23:12:50.593-08:00Wallpaper (happy birthday) part 3<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKTht5OkqJjMp7uflsl4EX_B57ci9DUWTktL7J5RDHMGF-phvWfns6nsQiUNsjjl80j1w6td0ZhXYKLMhnZL1dOZHyZUcFtaHIvYTZY4BRMc1CjWQKK6FxFx3rBsHjzyQbK6P-ryIpHM0e/s1600/happy_birthday6.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKTht5OkqJjMp7uflsl4EX_B57ci9DUWTktL7J5RDHMGF-phvWfns6nsQiUNsjjl80j1w6td0ZhXYKLMhnZL1dOZHyZUcFtaHIvYTZY4BRMc1CjWQKK6FxFx3rBsHjzyQbK6P-ryIpHM0e/s320/happy_birthday6.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5714823123545322178" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6fxtN2H4_emSNRT3IAsETyTJG56V-TFDr0ZLtI925fR6y8QvjMOrdZc9zgLAwOOHD4LPLT1zoZGHNejKG1bhWvQcVjp9BkcXjgdnS6aEd1-Leyh957uaNypRNdAHHejtKP0k8qzeW8ZB5/s1600/Happy_Birthday_35668.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 234px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5714494904120142210" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgryqu9tADAO65SAL_nTzfj2rRSrfltUM50VFYPDtIF9vP4R_Ok3xhujhQFhp8XWFZzhGNDz2YaVzAuZTnDN8ulA8vvoROfczm2lOy9tHrFwiawyhoM85R0nAKezDOZoT06kC0-sAdNqWmR/s320/17.gif" /></a>teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-86721504671462400912012-02-25T05:47:00.006-08:002012-02-25T06:09:19.316-08:00Kumpulan Kutipan Orang Terkenal Dunia<span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.”</strong><br /></span>― Abraham Lincoln<br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”</strong></span><br />― Marilyn Monroe<br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”</strong></span><br />― Albert Einstein<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”<br /></span></strong>― Mahatma Gandhi<br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”<br /></strong></span>― Albert Einstein<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”<br /></span></strong>― Mahatma Gandhi<br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”<br /></strong></span>― Martin Luther King Jr., A Testament of Hope: The Essential Writings and Speeches<br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”<br /></strong></span>― Marilyn Monroe<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.”<br /></span></strong>― John Lennon<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything.”<br /></span></strong>― Malcolm X<br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”<br /></strong></span>― William Shakespeare, As You Like It<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”<br /></span></strong>― Albert Einstein<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”<br /></span></strong>― Thomas A. Edison<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.”</span></strong><br />― Mother Teresa<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”<br /></span></strong>― William Shakespeare, All's Well That Ends Well<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.”<br /></span></strong>― Theodore Roosevelt<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.”<br /></span></strong>― Bob Marley<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.”<br /></span></strong>― John Lennon<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”<br /></span></strong>― Mother Teresa<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.”<br /></span></strong>― Abraham Lincoln<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”<br /></span></strong>― George Eliot<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”<br /></span></strong>― Ralph Waldo Emerson<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”<br /></span></strong>― Woody Allen<br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>“Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.<br />Life is beauty, admire it.<br />Life is a dream, realize it.<br />Life is a challenge, meet it.<br />Life is a duty, complete it.<br />Life is a game, play it.<br />Life is a promise, fulfill it.<br />Life is sorrow, overcome it.<br />Life is a song, sing it.<br />Life is a struggle, accept it.<br /></strong></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Life is a tragedy, confront it.<br />Life is an adventure, dare it.<br />Life is luck, make it.<br />Life is too precious, do not destroy it.<br />Life is life, fight for it.”<br /></strong></span>― Mother Teresa<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”</span></strong><br />― Charles Chaplin<br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>“Everything you can imagine is real.”<br /></strong></span>― Pablo Picasso<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.”<br /></span></strong>― Bill Cosby<br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>“I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.”<br /></strong></span>― Jimi Hendrix<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it”<br /></span></strong>― Nicholas Sparks, A Walk to Remember<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”<br /></span></strong>― Winston S. Churchill<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.”<br /></span></strong>― Aristotle<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.”<br /></span></strong>― Marilyn Monroe<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”<br /></span></strong>― Dr. Seussteguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-64698502661447396762012-02-24T16:01:00.005-08:002012-02-25T06:26:45.181-08:00Foto Motor Keren Edisi 2<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnr37g5OkeC4uxMPRkKgZF7AL7-W3L1fIanNGs3uQgRKL1dH7lDj7YL0-29VSnflSISU3t6Gww__DK-U6_852coQkQthNdLBxY7YzRQyGMho3YFD7Gz62sRlDM6P6J1P3YSTYvCpxBqkXq/s1600/motorcycle-auctions-2.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; 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Sampeyan iku tak kandhani gak percoyo. Laopo kucing atik diumbah ambek rinso, wong onok obat tumo” jare Bunali nyeneni.<br />“Kucingku mati gak mergo rinso” jare Wonokairun njelasno.<br />“Opok’o lho ??” Bunali gak sabar.<br />“Tak peres . . . .”teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-17134930911328688372012-02-23T22:03:00.000-08:002012-02-23T22:04:38.696-08:00Ngumbah KucingWonokairun tuku rinso ndhik tokone Bunali.<br />“Mbah, kok dengaren sampeyan umbah-umbah dhewe ?” takok Bunali.<br />“Aku katene ngumbah kucing” jare Wonokairun.<br />“Gak salah tah Mbah.” Bunali bingung.<br />“Iyo soale kucingku akeh tumone.” Jare Wonokairun.<br />“Wah yo isok mati kucing sampeyan Mbah” Bunali ngilingno.<br />“Lho koncoku wingi ngono, yo gak opo-opo” jare Wonokairun.<br />Mari mbayar, Wonokairun mulih katene ngumbah kucinge.<br />Sisuke, Wonokairun teko maneh ndhik tokone Bunali kate tuku rokok.<br />“Yok opo kucing sampeyan Mbah ?” takok Bunali.<br />“Kucingku mati “ jare Wonokairun.<br />“Lho lak temen ta... Sampeyan iku tak kandhani gak percoyo. Laopo kucing atik diumbah ambek rinso, wong onok obat tumo” jare Bunali nyeneni.<br />“Kucingku mati gak mergo rinso” jare Wonokairun njelasno.<br />“Opok’o lho ??” Bunali gak sabar.<br />“Tak peres . . . .”teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-80866104470996505092012-02-23T22:01:00.000-08:002012-02-23T22:03:34.021-08:00PurikSumar pas enak-enak nontok bal-balan ndhik tv, moro-moro bojone ngeriwuki<br />"Cak, lampu terase pedhot, tulung pasangno sing anyar po'o".<br />"Masang lampu ?!!!. Koen kiro aku iki PLN ta...!!! " jare Sumar<br />muring-muring.<br />"Yo wis lek gak gelem, ngene ae cak, tulung benakno kran banyu ndhik jeding<br />po'o cak, eman banyune amber-amber" takok bojone maneh.<br />"Mbenakno kran ?!!!. Koen kiro aku iki PDAM ta ...!!! " jare Sumar ambek<br />menteleng.<br />"Lengo gase yo entek pisan Cak, lek sampeyan tuku rokok aku tulung tukokno<br />pisan po'o cak.."<br />"Dikandani jek nambeng ae arek iki, koen kiro aku iki PERTAMINA ta..!!! "<br />Sumar tambah mangkel.<br />Mergo mangkel diriwuki terus, Sumar minggat nontok bal-balan ndhik omahe<br />koncone.<br />Mulih jam loro isuk, Sumar kaget terase wis padhang. Pas wisuh ndhik jeding<br />banyune yo wis gak amber maneh.<br />Sumar yo ndhelok lek jerigen lengo gase wis diisi full.<br />Isuk’e Sumar takok ambek bojone sopo sing nulungi.<br />"Ngene lo Cak, mari sampeyan minggat mau, aku nuangis ndhik ngarep omah. Mari ngono onok arek lanang ngguanteng teko. De'e takok opoko kok nangis. Aku yo cerito lek lampuku pedhot, kranku bocor, lengo gasku entek, bojoku purik. Lha de'e nawakno kate nulungi cumak onok sarate.... " bojone cerito.<br />"Opo sarate ?" Sumar mulai curiga.<br />"Sarate iku aku isok milih, nggawekno roti utowo nglencer karo de'e " jare<br />bojone.<br />"Lha terus kon gawekno roti opo..? " Sumar takok maneh.<br />"Nggawekno roti ?!!!. Sampeyan kiro aku iki Pabrik Roti ta !!!..."teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-85925987979874946582012-02-23T21:59:00.000-08:002012-02-23T22:01:12.240-08:00Mulih GasikMunawar, Sapari ambek Kelik kerjo ndhik pabrik paralon.<br />Arek telu iki wis sui koncoan apik, cumak sayang Kelik wonge rodhok ndlahom sitik.<br />Arek telu iki niteni, ben dino bosse mesti mulih ndhisik’i, jam loro awan<br />ngono wis amblas.<br />Sui-sui arek telu iki mangkel kate melok-melok.<br />"Wis ngene ae rek, mene lek boss mulih awan, kene yo melok mulih awan pisan" jare Munawar.<br />Menene temenan, jam loro awan bosse wis mulih. Langsung ae arek telu iku<br />melok amblas.<br />Munawar gak mulih tapi langsung nang bengkel mbenakno sekok sepeda montore.<br />Lek Sapari mek salin thok terus budhal mancing.<br />Kelik thok sing mulih omah, langsung njujug kamar.<br />Lawang kamare dibukak alon-alon, karepe kate ngageti bojone.<br />Dhadhak malah Kelik dhewe sing kaget.<br />Masalae pas lawange dibukak Kelik ndhelok bojone lagek turu ambek bosse.<br />Mari ndhelok ngono, Kelik nutup lawange maneh alon-alon terus minggat.<br />Menene Sapari ngejak mulih gasik maneh, "Lumayan rek aku wingi oleh tombro gedhe-gedhe".<br />"Ayok wis, aku tak melok kon mancing ae" jare Munawar.<br />Kelik thok sing gak gelem "Gak wis, gathik!!!. Kapok aku".<br />"Lho opoko kon iku.?" takok konco-koncone.<br />"Soale wingi aku meh konangan bos..."teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-84005659092164662372012-02-23T21:49:00.001-08:002012-02-23T21:58:10.653-08:00Rambut Yang HarumPada suatu pagi Cindy seorang sekretaris Boss ketemu di Lift yang penuh sesak, dengan Edy teman satu kuliah yang baru saja kerja di kantor yang letaknya satu lantai dengan Cindy.<br />Cindy : "Hai Ed met pagi..."<br />Edy : "Met pagi juga..." (Sambil melihat Cindy yang tepat berdiri di depannya).<br />Setelah keluar dari Lift. Edy menghampiri Cindy sambil berbisik: "Cindy Rambut Kamu Harum sekali."<br />sambil berlalu Cindy cuma cengar-cengir. Setelah masuk kantor Cindy sudah melihat Boss ada di ruangannya.<br />Cindy : "Pagi Pak..."<br />Boss : "Pagi, kenapa kamu kok senyum-senyum?"<br />Cindy menghampiri Si Boss sambil ngomong : "Tadi saya barusan ketemu dengan Edy dan dia bilang rambut saya harumm sekali."<br />Boss (belum kenal dengan Edy) : "Lho begitu saja kok kamu kegirangan banget," sambil melongngo tidak mengerti.<br />Cindy mendekati Boss sambil berbisik dekat telinga : "Boss, Edy itu Cebol dan tingginya sepinggang saya."teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-3398387497491454932012-02-22T08:19:00.003-08:002012-02-22T08:46:17.258-08:00Foto Scooter Keren<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHD_I7weJx9uF4GA9cu3pAN6nbrgtoYfK9lan0dhHeiusLAebb2Mj72bZgb7IvzGSwwnyPACIAt7CtFbM2HnSPTwioIiK-RbFlqp4QcbXLc5TguevqK3zQts3-AbDxem9UCbfb5_mAa_yc/s1600/yamaha-ec-f-scooter.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; 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MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5711999276262091474" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBQMhjnyan7INLyl9j5-yX51-7OlAidoqkvSQCeaHhMtRG6g3c8qwYTuuFhUMF9S1TonQuv42CHa0d9705qgHL-8bqIfZ-onc1D4Fon6-hvRKiKuJFTakTtDZLIIfrAj-GWcFChE2LzBl-/s320/Japan-Creative-Scooter-13.jpg" /></a>teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-26299201424372133342012-02-22T08:02:00.004-08:002012-02-22T08:14:47.958-08:00Foto Telur Yang Lucu dan Menarik<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGilCIx65KDP_Og50QoYt67c9QTAz-JjMsXoaytTPawbpty4fU-_CXoVaMUkjr5zBRfpiSEw_wisdb6iY_LfE1spH6W-V_4r0N2lsDh3NIIATR3pjsqKyYVPjFU11C9EJZOaeQKVAu-WQE/s1600/Flower_Joke.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 210px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5711993604598862002" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGilCIx65KDP_Og50QoYt67c9QTAz-JjMsXoaytTPawbpty4fU-_CXoVaMUkjr5zBRfpiSEw_wisdb6iY_LfE1spH6W-V_4r0N2lsDh3NIIATR3pjsqKyYVPjFU11C9EJZOaeQKVAu-WQE/s320/Flower_Joke.jpg" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh39f1ViSCOYEEZhIVAjARxVXv1qle2k1uQ81QcXDNO0QYRGVqBq733bFX8wZlWALjb7gCiBmzreMRG21hwUuhBNTHFpkWYjG3FYsTTegVV4ppiU_jR5kR1DOundH5fQ_9TtCXurb_xpv85/s1600/Art.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; 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Ya, kamu cantik.. siapa nama dan apa hobimu??"<br />Murid Cewek 1 : "Nama saya PELANGI, hobi saya pakai rok mini, Pak..."teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-70391729270770692112012-02-21T23:31:00.000-08:002012-02-21T23:32:08.037-08:00Dilamar Raja MinyakSeorang sekretaris nan cantik ditugaskan oleh bosnya untuk menemani seorang raja minyak dari Arab yg menjadi klien penting bagi perusahaannya. Tertarik oleh kecantikannya, si raja tiba-tiba memintanya utk menikahinya.<br /><br />Tentu saja sekretaris itu terkejut namun ia teringat perintah bosnya untuk tidak mengecewakan kliennya itu dalam bentuk apapun. Karena itu, ia memikirkan cara untuk menolak ajakannya dengan halus.<br /><br />"Baiklah, aku akan menikah denganmu dengan 3 syarat. Pertama, aku mau cincin kimpoi berlian 75 karat bertahtakan intan bermahkota tiga 200 karat." Si raja Minyak dari Arab terpekur sejenak dan kemudian mengangguk, "Ok, ok Ana belikan... Ana belikan"<br /><br />Menyadari keadaan ini, si wanita kembali memikirkan syarat yang lebih susah. "OK, kedua, aku mau kamu buatkan istana di New York berkamar 100 dan sebagai rumah peristirahatan, aku mau vila di tengah kota Paris dengan 200 orang pelayan, 10 Ferarri dan 5 pesawat jet pribadi."<br /><br />Sang raja minyak kembali terpekur, mengambil hand-phonenya dan mengontak sana sini. "Ok, ok, Ana buatkan.... Ana buatkan"<br /><br />"Gawat !", pikir si sekretaris. Dengan peluh segede kacang kedelai, ia kembali memikirkan syarat terakhir. Akhirnya, ia merasa mendapatkan syarat yang nyaris mustahil bisa dikabulkan oleh si raja ini. Sambil mengedipkan mata, ia berkata, "Oh, baiklah. Ini yang terakhir. Aku suka sekali dengan "hubungan intim" dan karenanya aku mau laki-laki yg menjadi suamiku mempunyai "anu" sepanjang 30 cm."<br /><br />Si raja tampak kecewa sekali dengan syarat terakhir ini. Ia menutup wajahnya dengan kedua tangan sambil sesenggukan. Akhirnya, sambil mengusap air mata dan menatap wanita itu dengan sedih, ia berkata, "Ok, ok, Ana potong... ana potong"teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-14520873700110994002012-02-21T23:29:00.000-08:002012-02-21T23:30:54.396-08:00Testing SekretarisSetelah serangkain ujian dan test, akhirnya terpilihlah 5 orang wanita cantik untuk memperebutkan 1 posisi sebagai sekretaris di sebuah perusahaan. Si Bos bingung memilih mana dari kelima wanita tersebut, karena semuanya memiliki kualifikasi yang baik.<br /><br />Akhirnya si Bos pun melakukan tatap muka dengan ke 5 calon sekretaris nya tersebut.<br />Bos: "Oke, kalian ber-5 telah berhasil melewati serangkaian ujian dan test yang berat. Sekarang adalah ujian terakhir. Sayangnya saya hanya akan memilih 1 diantara kalian untuk menempati posisi sebagai sekretaris saya di perusahaan ini, dengan gaji 30 juta/bulan."<br /><br />Si Bos menghela nafas sebentar, "cantik-cantik semuanya," batin si Bos. <br /><br />"Oke, Sekarang, saya membutuhkan 1 jawaban terbaik & logis dari kalian.Pertanyaannya: Wanita memiliki 2 mulut! Yaitu mulut atas, dan mulut bawah, apakah perbedaan dari kedua mulut tersebut?" Tanya si Bos akhirnya.<br /><br />Kelima wanita cantik tadi berpikir sejenak, dan inilah jawaban mereka :<br /><br />Wanita-1: "yang 1 vertikal, dan 1 lagi horizontal, Pak.."<br />"Hem... sangat baik, kamu memiliki pandangan sosiologis yg bagus." ujar si Bos sambil tersenyum puas.<br /><br />Wanita 2: "yang 1 berbulu, dan 1 lagi tidak, Pak.."<br /> "mengesankan, kamu realistis." kata si Bos dengan mengangguk.<br /><br />Wanita 3: "yang 1 bisa bicara, 1 lagi tidak bisa bicara Pak"<br />"Cukup bagus, kamu mengedepankan aspek komunikatif, hal penting bagi seorang sekertaris."<br /><br />Wanita 4: "yang 1 ada gigi, 1 lagi ompong Pak"<br />Boss: hahahaha... kamu orang yang sangat humoris..<br /><br />Wanita yang ke-5 bingung, karena semua jawaban yang terlintas dibenaknya sudah di sebutkan oleh yang lain. Tiba-tiba dia menemukan ide. Sambil tersenyum manja, wanita ke 5 menjawab :<br />"Mulut yang 1 dipake sendiri.... mulut yang lain dipake sama... Bosss" (sambil tersipu malu)<br /><br />Si Bos tersentak kaget, dan langsung berdiri. Kata si Bos : "YAA....!! KAMU SAYA TERIMA!"teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-35153207575603327462012-02-21T23:26:00.000-08:002012-02-21T23:28:59.652-08:00Teknologi Canggih3 Orang tengah terdiam menikmati kehangatan sauna, yaitu orang dari Amerika, Jepang dan Indonesia. Keheningan didalam ruangan sauna dipecahkan oleh bunyi, ..bip,...bip,....bip... Orang Amerika membuka telapak tangan kirinya, dan membaca tulisan yang tertulis ditelapak tangannya itu. Dua rekan se 'sauna' nya dengan kagum melihat tulisan yang muncul ditelapak tangan orang Amerika tersebut.<br /><br />"Oh, telapak tangan saya telah ditanamkan chips, saya dapat langsung menerima pesan SMS tanpa alat , SMS nya langung tampil ditelapak tangan saya,..." ujar si Amerika ketika melihat kedua rekannya bengong.<br /><br />Sesaat kemudian terdengar dering telepon, orang Jepang mengangkat tangan kanannya, jempol didekatkan ke telinga sedangkan jari kelingking kebibirnya, "Oh maaf, saya terima telepon dulu, tangan saya sudah berisi chips, saya dapat menerima dan berbicara melalui 2 jari saya tanpa menggunakan HP" kata si Jepang.<br /><br />Melihat semua itu, orang Indonesia mulai gugup, Apa yang bisa saya tunjukkan untuk mengalahkan orang orang ini? pikirnya. Karena stress, keinginannya untuk buang air besar tidak tertahankan lagi.<br /><br />Usai buang air, dia kembali lagi ke ruang sauna, tetapi karena tidak biasa membasuh bokongnya dengan kertas toilet, seuntai kertas toilet masih berjuntai di belahan bokongnya.<br /><br />Dengan keheranan orang Jepang dan orang Amerika menunjuk ke untaian kertas 'sisa' tsb dan berkata: "Kertas apa itu yang tergantung dibokong anda...?"<br /><br />"Oh maaf, saya baru terima Fax.." jawab orang Indonesia tersebut.teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-43411915132021870782012-02-21T23:25:00.000-08:002012-02-21T23:26:30.434-08:00BODREXSuatu hari di bulan puasa saat seorang kakek sedang puasa, tiba-tiba kepalanya sakit, dengan panik si kakek langsung meminum obat Bodrex.<br />Cucunya yang melihat kejadian itu langsung bertanya,<br />"Kakek kan puasa, kenapa minum obat?"<br />Si kakek langsung menjawab,<br />"Itulah okenya Bodrex, bisa diminum kapan saja."teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-22712779131202332212012-02-21T23:22:00.001-08:002012-02-21T23:24:48.935-08:00Naik GajiSuatu hari, seorang wanita pembantu rumah tangga mendatangi majikan perempuannya.<br /><br />Pembantu: "nyonya, saya mau minta naik gaji.."<br />Nyonya : "kenapa saya harus menaikkan gaji kamu?"<br />Pembantu: "ada 3 alasan nyonya.. Pertama saya membersihkan rumah lebih bersih daripada nyonya."<br />Nyonya : "siapa yg bilang?"<br />Pembantu: "Tuan yg bilang nyonya".<br />Nyonya : "oh..."<br />Pembantu: "kedua, saya memasak lebih enak daripada nyonya."<br />Nyonya : "siapa yg bilang?"<br />Pembantu: "Tuan yg bilang."<br />Nyonya : "oh..."<br />Pembantu: :ketiga, saya di ranjang lebih hebat daripada nyonya."<br />Nyonya : "Oh!!! Apa tuan juga yang bilang !!?!!"<br />Pembantu: "Bukan nyonya.., tapi tuan sebelah rumah yang bilang, kalo nyonya kurang hebat di ranjang"<br />Nyonya : "Ssssstt!!! Kamu minta naik brp???"teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-64137502552735432552012-02-21T23:17:00.000-08:002012-02-21T23:19:09.419-08:00Tukang Becak dan KuntilanakMalam yang dingin. Seorang tukang becak menyun karena gak dapat penumpang dari sore. Akhirnya si tukang becak memutuskan untuk pulang. Dalam perjalanan pulang, tiba-tiba muncul seorang wanita berambut panjang memanggilnya. "Wah, penumpang nih," pikir si tukang becak. Akhirnya wanita itu naik.<br />Tukang becak: "Mau kemana, dik?"<br />"Jalan aja pak, nanti saya beritau" jawab wanita itu datar.<br />Ketika sampai di dekat kuburan, Tiba-tiba menyuruh becak berhenti. “Stop, bang...”,katanya.<br />Pada saat si wanita turun, tukang becak melihat ternyata kaki wanita berambut panjang itu tidak menyentuh tanah. Serta merta si tukang becak berkata sambil mengigil : "Hiiii....Kuntilanakkkkkkkkk......"<br />Dengan spontan wanita itu melirik sinis ke arah si tukang becak : "Biarin…daripada lu, tukang becak!"teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-78014710145356234862012-02-21T23:12:00.000-08:002012-02-21T23:13:43.180-08:00Seperti BayiSepasang kekasih yang hendak menikah sedang berkencan.<br />Si cewek berbisik pada kekasihnya, “Sekarang waktunya kita saling jujur agar kelak kita tidak kecewa.” Cowok mengangguk.<br />“Sesungguhnya dada saya rata seperti papan. Kalau kau tidak suka katakan saja. Kita bisa batalkan rencana pernikahan ini. Saya siap menghadapinya”, kata cewek.<br />Cowok dengan lemah lembut menjawab, “Itu tidak masalah. Bagiku seks bukanlah hal yang penting, Tetapi cinta kasih”<br />Cewek pun lega mendengarkannya.<br />“Saya juga perlu mengatakan sesuatu sejujurnya padamu.”, sambut cowok. Cewek mengangguk tersenyum. “Sesungguhnya ‘anu’ saya seperti bayi…”, kata cowok.<br />“Sstt…sudahlah itu tidak soal. Bagiku seks bukanlah hal yang penting. Tetapi cinta kasih.”, sahut cewek.<br />Cowok pun lega mendengarkannya.<br />Malam pengantin tiba. Cewek mulai membuka baju dan tampaklah dadanya yang memang benar-benar rata. Cowok hanya tersenyum melihatnya. Kemudian cowok mulai membuka celananya sehingga tampaklah ‘anu’nya. Melihat itu cewek menjerit dan pingsan. Setelah siuman si cewek bertanya, “Kau katakan punyamu seperti bayi…?”<br />“Yah memang seperti bayi, panjang 50 cm dan berat 3 kg”teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-72734229096418330272012-02-21T23:10:00.001-08:002012-02-21T23:12:26.115-08:00Jam Tiga TepatSeorang lelaki berpakaian jas lengkap dan perlente sedang berjalan kaki menuju ke suatu tempat, ketika secara tiba-tiba seorang anak muncul di hadapannya dan bertanya:<br />“Maaf om, boleh tanya kan?. Sekarang ini jam berapa sih?”<br />Lelaki tersebut melipat lengan kirinya di depan dada, melihat jam tanganya dan berkata:<br />“Sekarang jam tiga kurang seperempat.”<br />Si anak mengucapkan terima kasih, lalu berkata:” Tepat jam tiga nanti om boleh mencium pantat saya.” katanya sambil melarikan diri.<br />Lelaki perlente tersebut merasa dilecehkan dan mengejar si anak untuk memberi pelajaran.<br />Ketika sedang berlari mengejar, seorang rekan kantor menghentikanya.<br />“Ada apa kamu lari-lari begitu?” tanya rekan tersebut.<br />Sambil menunjuk si anak, lelaki perlente bercerita:” Anak itu bertanya jam berapa, lalu aku jawab jam tiga kurang seperempat,..eeee.. dia bilang jam tiga tepat aku boleh mencium pantatnya.”<br />Temannya melihat jam dan berkata:”Lho, masih sepuluh menit lagi, kenapa buru-buru?”.teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-4053461959297670852012-02-21T23:05:00.000-08:002012-02-21T23:07:38.695-08:00RokSalim datang ke kantor dengan dua mata lebam. Sontak teman-temannya bertanya apa yang terjadi dengan dirinya.<br />“Ceritanya begini.. Saya kemarin antri di belakang wanita tinggi besar. Saya lihat rok wanita itu terjepit diantara belahan pantatnya. Lalu saya tarik agar terlihat rapi. Eh, dia malah berbalik arah dan meninju mata kiri saya”.<br />“Lalu kenapa dgn mata kananmu ?” tanya teman-temannya<br />“Saya pikir dia tidak suka jika rok-nya dikeluarkan, karena itu saya masukkan lagi rok-nyateguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-78834664360804353852012-02-21T23:03:00.001-08:002012-02-21T23:05:29.373-08:00Bahasa SMSIngin baca SMS dg fasilitas ...<br />BHS Inggris: tekan 1,<br />BHS INDONESIA: tekan 2,<br />BHS TUBUH: tekan "anunya".teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-71492087350564476952012-02-21T23:01:00.000-08:002012-02-21T23:02:06.812-08:00FitnahKalo orang bilang kamu judes, sabar aja. Kalo orang bilang kamu resek, senyumin aja. Tapi kalo ada orang bilang kamu cakep, tonjok aja tuh orang, karena itu FITNAH!!!teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-414777130888172403.post-14427774822475399022012-02-21T22:59:00.000-08:002012-02-21T23:01:02.748-08:00Beli PulsaPunya HP tapi gak punya pulsa huh.<br />Mending dijual aja nih HP buat beli pulsa.teguh dp ( pak T )http://www.blogger.com/profile/07798344130937483815noreply@blogger.com0